Happy Anniversary, John Kerry!

Here's to 9 years of doing nothing!

On behalf of all Americans, we'd like to say congratulations on 9 spectacularly uneventful years since you last introduced a bill that actually became law! (Kerry's last bill that became law was introduced 9 years ago today on April 14, 1999: S.791)

They said it couldn't be done, but you did it and defied the expectations of skeptics -- and your constituents!

So happy anniversary John Kerry! There's no one more ineffective than you!